100 Words (Through The Cubicle Wall)

“Hi babe.”

Babe? Eugh. Also, phone call in the toilet? Classy guy.

“Sorry I had to leave this morning, but you know how it is. Yeah, yeah I had a fun time too.”

The morning-after scarper. Definitely a classy guy.

“Eh? No, no course it’s not. No… it’s not a toilet.”

?

“I’m in a stationery cupboard.”

!

“Just a… er… a big stationery cupboard-type thing.”

Yeah, a big stationery cupboard-type thing with a toilet in it.

“Why would I ring you from a toilet?! Yeah. I know. Crazy. Want to get together next week sometime?“

*flush*
*exit*
Busted

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